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Finally Built My Time Machine – And Threw It Away
Go back in time to an event you think could have played out differently for you. Let alternate history have its moment: tell us what could, would or should have happened? This. Is. Epic! I have the actual chance to hypothetically change my history as I know it. So what should I revisit and change? Juicy possibilities →
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Death Comes In Shades Of Blue
Right. I tried everything. Death really does come in blue and purple. Coco had babies around 9 days ago, and I already wrote about how two of them died so suddenly because she rejected them. This is about the third kitten, the one that was supposed to stay alive and strong and healthy. After the →
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LBP – Myth or Reality?
Have you ever lost a ballpoint – repeatedly? Then you’re in the right place. Hi, this is my new ballpoint. I just bought it in the morning from the store/peddler/random guy on the street, because I need it at school/at work/to throw at someone. Something miraculous will happen to it in a few hours’ time. →
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How To…Love The One You’re With
Love the one you’re with. Love the place you’re in. Love the time you’re in. Love the people around you. Love and live, the moment! What might I mean, you ask? Well, ‘love the one you’re with’ crops up: a phrase which directly interprets as ‘love the person you’re with, even if you’re not in →
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Crows Kill People. Assault, Attack, Raid.
Think of something that truly repulses you. Hold that thought until your skin squirms. Now, write a glowing puff piece about its amazing merits. This might be one of the hardest topics to write about. Ever. And even though everything has a good and bad side, I’m convinced what I’m repulsed by HAS no good →
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Old Is Gold/Gold is Nokia.
CRISIS SITUATION. What may it be, you ask? MY BLACKBERRY FROZE. Oh, you answer, that’s routine, it happens sometimes. There may be too many apps running, or the processor is slow, or something happened to it, but I assure you, this is a normal situation. Reeeeeeeeallly? On average, smartphones ‘freeze’ or ‘hang’ quite routinely, as →
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Dear Minz
Hi Minz. I feel like writing something to you right now. Call it sudden inspiration. You might like it. You’re my best friend, and the best sister anyone in the world could ever ever have, you know. You’re an Aries, so that means you’re kind of reckless sometimes, and don’t really listen to anyone even →
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Don’t Bury Me…Just Yet
My cat, Coco recently gave birth to three beautiful orange and white kittens. It was just too good to be true, as I found out today. I checked on the kittens, only to find that two of them looked…well, dead. I panicked and picked them up. They were barely holding on at the moment, and →
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OhMiGod, Minz Please Don’t Disappear!
You have three hundred words to justify the existence of your favorite person, place, or thing. Failure to convince will result in it vanishing without a trace. Go! My favouritest person alive is my sister. Her pet name is Minz, and she’s 14 years old..(mentally she is 3) <— just my little joke 😀 Reason →
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Houston, We Have A Fluffball <3
Okay so you see this cat sitting on a chair and giving the camera one of the best ‘dafuq’ faces I’ve ever seen? This is the story of how this party animal became a mommy (the all night ragers had to go…), and made me and my two sisters the happiest kitty owners in the →
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I Finally Found It!
I love research. Because I’m naturally and annoyingly curious. Add that and put Google in the mixture, and there you go. Lately I’ve taken to googling things like “How to know if you’re in love” and “Is your relationship going to last?” Silly stuff really, but people have googled topics like “Has the milk in my fridge →
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38… Are You Still Alive?
20 years down the road ahead, I hope you’re alive. If you are, I hope you don’t have many wrinkles..and can still pass for 32 (high hopes and dreams). I’m mainly going to tell you what I expect from you, and what I hope you’ve achieved during these 20 years. First of all, are you →
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Hooked On Crochet
In keeping with my personality, I took up a new hobby last month, crochet. Now this happened as the result of a total accident. I was supposed to learn how to knit and went to buy knitting needles. However, the store only had crochet hooks and thread; I didn’t even know what they were.. But →
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Dear 14 Year Old Me.
Hi, This is four years in the future and I wanted to tell you about some changes that have happened to your awkward, shy, blended-in-with-the-wallpaper self. You may just like this list. Firstly, you don’t have a uni brow anymore (Hurrah ladies and gentlemen!).. That got waxed and threaded and plucked along with your upper →
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To Meow, Or Not To Meow
This is the unfortunate story of a little grey and white kitten that came into my possession about two weeks ago. I fell in love at first sight; it was an adorable little fluff ball and had the biggest, shiniest eyes I’ve seen on a kitten <3. All was good in paradise so what caused problems? My →
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I have no talents, I am only passionately curious – Albert Einstein. Its that time of year; university applications run back and forth faster than a herd of crazed zebras. Pay no attention to the incongruous analogy, the point remains that I need a personal statement. What is personal-ity anyway? I’m pretty sure I don’t know →
Nayab Malik 