• Of Books and Basant in 2026

    Anything dirty sells, they said. Write about the trapped housewife with the vicious mother-in-law, the dirt-poor vegetable seller with the drunkard potbellied husband and the female child with dirt-ringed curls swatting flies out of her eyes as she smears small hands on shiny car windows. Write about South Asian women ‘as they really are’ and…

  • Five Reasons To Fall In Love With Christmas (Again)

    I love Christmas. I’m a 20 year old, Pakistani Muslim girl, and I love celebrating Christmas, just like I’ve always done. What I don’t understand is why it has to be about religion. I’ll tell you some ofwhat Christmas means to me: The Tree… Who doesn’t like Christmas trees? I grew up decorating weathered evergreens with

  • How Mr. Darcy Proposed Under Meg’s Umbrella In Hogwarts

    I bought an umbrella from China. A frilly edged, white and pink parasol with a neat wooden handle, glossy and polished. Walking to class in the morning with the sun trying to burn my skin, I had a sudden vision of Meg going to the Gardiners’ house for the weekend, and deploring the umbrella Mrs. March gets

  • Books Will Never Judge Your Cover…

    I trail my fingers down the leather clad spine, ridged and looped with gold thread. The pages are a buttery yellow, smoothed and soft. There’s a clinging delicate scent, of old ink and new desires. The tale remains the same and yet, it makes some laugh, and some it makes sigh.  Ah, old friend. We

  • Ghetto Harry Potter Meets Gay Mr. Darcy

    I’ve always admired writers who can dabble in fiction. I myself, although not a writer yet, have never approached the imaginary world, at least not on paper. More than fiction, however, I’m curious about fan fiction. Taking up another’s original idea, concept and theme and adding your own version it. So Harry Potter could be

  • 8 Things You’ll Be Shocked To Know (About Me)

    The following kernels of information might be disturbing, might be surprising, might be revealing. They might make you clap your hands in laughter, or rub them together as you conspire against me…nevertheless, these are the things about me nobody knows: 1. I CAN RAP. Yes, to look at me you wouldn’t think this was true for

  • The Anti-Me, Anti-She

    If I were my exact opposite…this should be fun: 1. From girly girl to tomboy. I’d be the girl sporting leather jackets, metal studs, mad pink eyebrows and pierced everything. I’d be rough around the edges, street. A pink lip mark crusted cigarette would have a place of honour between my lips, along with bad

  • Ginny Weasley, Meet Real Life

    So, my best friend and I (in a particularly twilight zonish bout of insomnia), were complaining about how girls in books never have to go through regular life. Okay sure, so they have a lot on their plates, what with Dark Lords, Dragons, and lumpy spaghetti. But as with the Harry Potter series, there’s magic,

  • Blogging For Squirrels…And OCD

    An ode to blogging. – To the fish in the river, and the fish in the sea “Why do you live in water?” “Ahh, you’d be pretty shocked if we walked, you see.” – To the kangaroo (addressing her pouch are we) “Why do you keep little joey chest to chest?” “Because then I can’t possibly

  • The Angel Who Broke A Wing…And Wobbled

    My last post was all about romance novels in the ‘Fallen Angel’ category; quite a bitter little post I must admit. But it did inspire me to imagine what I would write about, if I were ever to step into the divinely murky waters of fallen angels and their world on earth. First off, my main lead

  • I Want To Touch My Boyfriend’s Wings…

    She said, “You’re an angel!” My sister, sitting right next to me, (annoyingly so, in fact) was chattering incessantly about the new love-of-her-life Daniel Gregori or Greogri or Greg, something. His flawless features, blond hair, perfect lazy (bitchy) smile and oh, angel wings. Also, his unfortunate non existence.  I’ve read a couple of swooning romances

  • Heathcliff Is My Romeo?

    Call Me Ishmael At the best of times, you may call me ‘indecisive’. Therefore, it will not surprise anyone to see not one, but two first lines from books. I have too many favourites! “1801 – I have just returned from a visit to my landlord – the solitary neighbour that I shall be troubled with. This is certainly

  • When Elephants Flew, And Candlesticks Sang

    There’s a song stuck in my head stuck in my head stuck in my head.  Colours of the Wind – Pocahontas OST. Anyone remember Pocahontas? I felt so nostalgic thinking about the long forgotten song today that I decided to watch the movie again, out of sheer memory. I have to admit, I found it

  • “It’s just hard,” Harry said finally, in a low voice, “to realize he won’t write me again.”

    J K Rowling, are you reading? Hi, I just wanted to tell you that I’ve been in love with Harry since I was 9 years old. I was mad when I found out that he and Ginny were meant to be. Now I’ve accepted it of course, as a temporary solution (fangirls have to quit

  • How To… Survive The Aftermath Of A Horror Film/Book, Like A Pro

    Lullaby, by Diane Guest. What can I say? The book had me shivering and jumping around at every tiny sound like a squirrel with its tail on fire. I could not put it down, and at the same time I couldn’t read it through either. Few books have scared me, but this one came out

  • I Left My Heart In Readings

    Yesterday, I went on an adventure. A real life, winding-corridors adventure, with new opportunity at every turn, flavoured with the paper thin smell of yellow books. Adventure, warm and familiar. Readings in Lahore, is one of the only bookstores where books are personified, alive. I don’t get to visit that often, but when I do, I go crazy with

  • Twilight, Or The Idiot’s Guide To Flirting With McSparkles and McHairy

    Write a summary of the book you’ve always wanted to write for the back cover of its dust jacket. About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was someone’s weird sparkly idea of a vampire (dude SPARKLES…Dracula would stake himself). Second, there was a part of him – that thirsted for my blood..umm obviously because he’s

  • I Am, My Sister’s Keeper

    Jodi Picoult’s novel, ‘My Sister’s Keeper’ starts off with the chapters being divided into different events seen by different characters. It starts with Anna Fitzgerald waiting to see a lawyer who has just recently, sued God, and won. Picoult brings a larger than life view to Campbell Alexander, the lawyer, and then places him as

  • An Inky Review..

    I read Inkheart by Cornelia Funke merely a week ago, and saw the film again, to provide this review with a good degree of accuracy. Inkheart revolves around the principal character named Mo, also called ‘Silvertongue’; he has this ability to literally read people, ie characters out of their stories. This to me was an appealing enough

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